Dan Quayle

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

— Dan Quayle

I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.

— Dan Quayle

Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.

— Dan Quayle

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

— Dan Quayle

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

— Dan Quayle

Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places.

— Dan Quayle

I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President.

— Dan Quayle

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

— Dan Quayle

We need to remember that trade is a great peacemaker that enriches people and increases international understanding and ties between nations.

— Dan Quayle

I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate.

— Dan Quayle

It is not death that I'm apparently now succumbing to, but the rapid diminishment of lifeforce from this body of mine.

— Dan Quayle

You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I…

— Dan Quayle

Our policies must be premised on, and must reinforce, values such as family, hard work, integrity and personal responsibility.

— Dan Quayle

Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace…

— Dan Quayle

When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's…

— Dan Quayle

If you listen to the news, read the news, you'd think we were still in a recession. Well, we're not in a…

— Dan Quayle

On the security front, the United States must continue to play a leadership role. There simply is not another country in the…

— Dan Quayle

The message of David Duke, is this, basically: Big government, anti-big government, get out of my pocketbook, cut my taxes, put welfare…

— Dan Quayle

Why wouldn't an enhanced deterrent, a more stable peace, a better prospect to denying the ones who enter conflict in the first…

— Dan Quayle

We do, in former chairman Lee Atwater's words, offer the party as a big tent, and therefore that message has to be…

— Dan Quayle

Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. [There is no need to worry about…

— Dan Quayle

I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.

— Dan Quayle

I am uniquely positioned and prepared to be president. I can assure you I am serious. I am committed

— Dan Quayle

Most women do not want to be liberated from their essential natures as women.

— Dan Quayle

Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cure for AIDS in the marketplace before Magic Johnson gets AIDS?

— Dan Quayle

I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time.

— Dan Quayle

May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.

— Dan Quayle

Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey.

— Dan Quayle

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

— Dan Quayle

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

— Dan Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

— Dan Quayle

I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.

— Dan Quayle

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

— Dan Quayle

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

— Dan Quayle

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.

— Dan Quayle

I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it.

— Dan Quayle

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

— Dan Quayle

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

— Dan Quayle

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

— Dan Quayle

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

— Dan Quayle