I like comics like Janeane Garofalo who is very stream of conscious in an honest way. — Bert Kreischer Comic Copy Share Image
Busch Gardens was my theme park; it was where I went on my day off from school. — Bert Kreischer Day Copy Share Image
I really respect those guys that get $250,000 for punching up scripts, because it's an art form. — Bert Kreischer Actor Copy Share Image
I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests! — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I think I've got the coolest friends in the entire world, I really do. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I'd love to write a book called 'How to Raise a Virgin.' Seriously, I think a book about that would sell. — Bert Kreischer Book Copy Share Image
If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it. — Bert Kreischer Adrenaline Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to do is just hang out at home and watch a movie with my wife and my two daughters.… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Skydiving is fascinating, the best part is cruising in the air and realizing that the dice has been thrown and you're either… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you… — Bert Kreischer Human Copy Share Image
I get this weird energy that starts in my feet and goes up and fills my head, and I just want to… — Bert Kreischer Comedy Copy Share Image
My biggest regret is by far doing the Travel Channel show, 'Bert the Adventurer.' I spent seven years away from my family.… — Bert Kreischer Family Copy Share Image
The first and last song I ever wrote was a ballad I was quite proud of, and one I would play for… — Bert Kreischer Ballad Copy Share Image
I am not a big fan of very prepared standup. I like when Dave Attell writes and I appreciate it but I… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Hurt Bert' on FX - and I'm not crapping on FX, I'm just being honest - there was… — Bert Kreischer Being Copy Share Image
I know the one thing that will reset my button is getting up and running a fast mile. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
My first stand-up experience was in Tallahassee at a club called Potbelly's. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high. — Bert Kreischer Comedy Copy Share Image
I love touring. I love stand up. I love getting on a tour bus with my friends. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
