I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when… — Ashton Kutcher Comedy Copy Share Image
Digital media is really one of the great avenues of the future. — Ashton Kutcher Digital Copy Share Image
There's no text that can replace a loving touch when someone we love is hurting. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy. — Ashton Kutcher Character Copy Share Image
The bigger thing with bitcoin is not bitcoin itself, but what does that decentralized technology really do? — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I've had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground,… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I think directing yourself is a monumental task. Just to self edit as an actor, you work for some directors who don't… — Ashton Kutcher Actors Copy Share Image
Everybody likes to hold up a really big righteous sword when people make mistakes. Well guess what, now it's recorded and everyone… — Ashton Kutcher Access Copy Share Image
If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Having someone to share not only the joy of life, but the pain of life... that's been sort of the biggest lesson… — Ashton Kutcher Angry Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a genetic engineer. That was my goal in college. I wanted to figure out what the codon sequence… — Ashton Kutcher Biology Copy Share Image
I think you're sort of always waiting, wondering when the word "cut" is going to be said when you're doing a scene.… — Ashton Kutcher Always waiting Copy Share Image
The largest fear in the world is to speak in public. We fear of stumbling, or public humiliation, and so we're fearing… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I mean, everyone has to calm down sometime. I'll still smoke up and party, but yeah, eventually you gotta settle down and… — Ashton Kutcher Adults Copy Share Image
There's something advantageous about having people underestimate your intellect, insomuch as a lot of things are revealed to you. They assume you… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I live my life like anybody else, and people choose to write about mine. And what they write I can't control -… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
The search for the new black is one of the most elusive quests known to man. It's rumored that Christopher Columbus once… — Ashton Kutcher Adventure Copy Share Image
In the movies, you want a good story and characters that are honest, but you are also looking for a good director… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
It's funny, I talk to some of my friends and they don't want to to get a job at Starbucks. They don't… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
There was a point in time where I was doing movies to be able to afford to live in a certain way. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Working hard, and being thoughtful, and generous, and smart; it's a path to a better life. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Don't settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something. — Ashton Kutcher Giving Copy Share Image
In e-commerce, your prices have to be better because the consumer has to take a leap of faith in your product. — Ashton Kutcher Commerce Copy Share Image
I don't know that sex always has to have feelings, but I think that friendship always does. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos. — Ashton Kutcher Comb Copy Share Image
I would say I'm 90 percent collaborative in everything I do, and 10 percent of the time I just make the call. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America. — Ashton Kutcher America Copy Share Image
Modelling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that. — Ashton Kutcher Blessed Copy Share Image
All the really successful, happy relationships that I know of, the people that are together are friends, anyways. — Ashton Kutcher Friend Copy Share Image
Take a long pause ...breathe and know that things are happening for you not to you. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Everyone loved Steve Jobs and the idea of Steve Jobs. Like a lot of people, I loved a man I never knew. — Ashton Kutcher Ideas Copy Share Image
I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working. — Ashton Kutcher Actor Copy Share Image
I feel like a fraud... My name is not even actually Ashton. Ashton is my middle name. — Ashton Kutcher Ashton Copy Share Image
