What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold… — Asheya Funny Copy Share Image
How do you tell a guy thats totally in love with you that you dont like him with out making him feel… — Asheya Boyfriends Copy Share Image
'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. — Asheya Copy Share Image
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. — Asheya Copy Share Image
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother.… — Asheya Brotherhood Copy Share Image
It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl,… — Asheya Being a woman Copy Share Image
THIS IS THE REASON GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE JOGGING PAVEMENTS AND TWERKING THEIR ASS OFF TO GET A ASS LIKE… — Asheya Around the world Copy Share Image
WE ARE THE BEST OF THE BESTS. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ARE WE GOT CHEER SPIRIT GO N.G.S.S. CHEER SQUAD IM… — Asheya Best of the best Copy Share Image
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part. — Asheya Ageing Copy Share Image
Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :) — Asheya Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
People say when if you can do that you can speak italian even though you know you cant — Asheya Italian Copy Share Image
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. — Asheya Haters Copy Share Image
YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD STORY WHEN IT STARTS OFF WITH 'SO THIS BITCH' — Asheya Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
