“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than… — Alexander Fontana Animal Copy Share Image
“If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.” — Alexander Fontana Alien Copy Share Image
“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.” — Alexander Fontana Stupidity Copy Share Image
“Any belief worth believing in, should be willing to be tested.” — Alexander Fontana Copy Share Image
“He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.” — Alexander Fontana Copy Share Image
