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Rarely do very handsome men allow their faces to run…

“Rarely do very handsome men allow their faces to run around without a leash. I am not very handsome, but I am above-average handsome, which means I have spent only one-sixteenth of my life in front of a mirror practicing facial expressions, as opposed to the maybe one-fourth that a very handsome…” quote by Augusten Burroughs
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““Rarely do very handsome men allow their faces to run around without a leash. I am not very handsome, but I am above-average handsome, which means I have spent only one-sixteenth of my life in front of a mirror practicing facial expressions, as opposed to the maybe one-fourth that a very handsome guy might have. Yet I can tell you that if I had accidentally spilled coffee on a first date, I would have immediately made facial expression number 69b: Spilled Coffee on First Date face.””

Augusten Burroughs

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

He humorously notes that his average looks require less mirror time, yet he can still craft a specific facial expression for awkward moments.

In simple terms: Average looks need less practice, but he can still make a funny face.

Key Takeaway

Use humor to handle embarrassing situations.

Themes

humor self‑deprecation social awkwardness

Mood

playful reflective

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • first dates
  • public speaking
  • media interviews

Key Concepts

image perception social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • When does self‑deprecation become harmful?
  • How can humor improve social comfort?
A Different Perspective

Humor may not resolve deeper insecurities.

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