I went to look up ninjas in the thesaurus, and it said No…

I loved ninjas when I was younger.

— Rain

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

— Rob Thurman

We're horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We're the ninjas of the mundane, you might say.

— Andy Partridge

Ninjas are so cool!

— Adrianne Palicki

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“We were all dressed like a ragtag group of reject ninjas.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Ninjas are like not normal

— The Who Not Dr

“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”

— Splinter TMNT 2012

I loved these turtles that were somehow mutants and teenagers, and they were ninjas. How cool is that?

— Brian Tee

I was a real kind of fantasy geek growing up and watching Kung-Fu theater with my dad every Sunday. I always had this dream…

— Milla Jovovich

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building, No time to grab the gun, I already got your wife and children

— RZA

“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.”

— Nina Malkin

“If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.”

— Robert Hamburger

“One night I'm at a basketball game, the next I'm being held up by armed ninjas. Shit happens.”

— Penny Marshall