Help me find Vuitton.” The priest scolded her with a…

But I'm acutely aware that the possibility of fraud is even more prevalent in today's world because of the Internet and cell phones and…

— Armistead Maupin

I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.

— Armistead Maupin

“Actions have consequences. In actions have them. We set things in motion by what we don't do.”

— Armistead Maupin

“My life is full of love; I designed it that way. I try to make my own experience about love and I look for…

— Armistead Maupin

“Then they would both dissolve in giggles, bowing in their mirth to the awful hopelessness of it all.”

— Armistead Maupin

“It all goes so fast, she thought. We dole out our lives in dinner parties and plane flights, and it's over before we know…

— Armistead Maupin

If you want to know who the oppressed minorities in America are, simply look at who gets their own shelf in the bookstore. A…

— Armistead Maupin

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

— Armistead Maupin

Outing is a nasty word for telling the truth.

— Armistead Maupin

“How old are you?” I hadn’t been asked this in a place of business since I was seventeen, when I tried, unsuccessfully, to buy…

— Armistead Maupin

I believe very firmly that gay people of every stripe and age should be role models for all children, and that means interacting with…

— Armistead Maupin

Taureans are stubborn as hell. They never want to tell you what sign they are… But underneath that tough Taurus hide beats the heart…

— Armistead Maupin

“Mona … lots of things are more binding than sex. They last longer too.”

— Armistead Maupin

I’m pissed off at my Republican family back in North Carolina, several of whom came to my wedding, but who went right back and…

— Armistead Maupin

Well, maybe it has to do with the fact that I was a complete Hitchcock fanatic from age 9.

— Armistead Maupin