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Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie.

— Srikumar Rao

Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a…

— Johnny Cash

“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

— Bill Maher

“In short, when it comes to colonial America, religious persecution—in the sense of persecution both based in religion and aimed at religion—was as American…

— John Corvino

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or…

— Colonel Sanders

“She brushes a lock of hair back from her face and winces when she tugs through a snag. “Oh, my gosh. I must look…

— Tammy Falkner

You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you…

— John McAfee

I could make apple pie every single day. You need to be super precise in order for it to be perfect. I'm such a…

— Julia Michaels

The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's…

— Tom Weir

The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't get back…

— Wernher von Braun

The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our…

— John Piper

Scapegoating is as American as apple pie. And because there's almost always a racial or ethnic dynamic to it in our country, scapegoating is…

— Jonathan Capehart

“I've never had a better piece o' roast. But it was the apple pie as made the meal. It was flaky and sweet, all…

— Karen Hawkins

I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit…

— Kid Cudi

“I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery, so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought apple pie,…

— Jarod Kintz