Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really…

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was…

— Andrea Portes

“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I…

— Kate Avery Ellison

“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to…

— Lyndsay Faye

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

— Steven Wright

“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.”

— Evan Kuhlman

Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's…

— Zacomh

When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

— Green Monk

“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,…

— M.A. George

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“As could the sarcasm in her voice. "yes, she's bleeding to death Lu upstairs, but i thought I'd avoid telling you right away, because…

— Cassandra Clare

People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used…

— Bassem Youssef

My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat in my…

— Lina Wertmuller