Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor…

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

— Anonymous

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

— JK Rowling

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred,…

— Anonymous

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

— Anonymous

I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I…

— Anonymous

Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said…

— Anonymous

Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't…

— Anonymous

Where's the fun without a bit of risk?

— Anonymous

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet…

— Anonymous

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms?…

— Anonymous

Wow, we're identical! -Fred Weasley, George Weasley

— Anonymous

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh…

— Anonymous

Holey Moley' is the funnest, craziest, most extreme miniature golf series you will ever experience. It was insane. If you've ever played miniature golf,…

— Jeannie Mai

Okay, men,” he said. “And women,” said Chaser Angelina Johnson. “And women,” Wood agreed. “This is it.” “The big one,” said Fred Weasley. “The…

— Anonymous

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

— Anonymous