It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the…

“I decided to get my butt up out of the coffin, just like Jesus Christ, and come and chitchat with all my beautiful and…

— Heather O'Neill

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

— Homer Simpson

“Like King, we need to put on our cemetery clothes and be coffin-ready for the next great democratic battle.”

— Cornel West

“Lies made it arduous to find a coffin that fit”

— Richard Carl Evans

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

— John Philpot Curran

At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people…

— Nick Vujicic

Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.

— Dan Rice

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

— Sherman Alexie

“Death is only attractive in a fashionable dress, with lilies and an open coffin.”

— Laura L. Sullivan

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I never change, I'm like a corpse in a coffin.

— J Cole

“This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.”

— Bela Lugosi (Ed Wood

“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it…

— Linda Howard

For me, curiosity is life. If you are not curious, you are in your coffin.

— Pierre Boulez

“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana