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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.

— Anonymous

You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people…

— John Cameron Mitchell

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget.

— Kara Angela

If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably…

— Hussein Nishah

Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal.

— Pradeep Chandra

As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say.

— Anonymous

We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

— Anonymous

I have a Twitter account; I have a fantastic Facebook page.

— Angus King

Many American TV actors employ agents, managers, business managers, publicists and stylists, and are now adding digital media manager to the list. Their job…

— Gina Bellman

“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit up very…

— Angela Knight

To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.

— Nikhil Saluja