Bless me Father, I ate a lizard.

My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid…

— Anonymous

God bless my father, but he always spoke in this continental, literary accent, probably because he was a professor of comparative literature and he…

— Nicolas Cage

“Engage in no pursuit in which you cannot look up unto God, and say, 'Bless me in this, my Father!”

— Legh Richmond

“At home, my father ate all the most burnt pieces of toast. 'Yum!' he'd say, and 'Charcoal! Good for you!' and 'Burnt toast! My…

— Neil Gaiman

Tell your lizard (brain) to shut up.

— Seth Godin

“Even lizard + baby can be director.”

— Robert Robert

The lizard isn't listening and the lizard doesn't care.

— Seth

Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?…

— John Alejandro King

Every lizard lies on its belly, so we cannot tell which has a belly-ache

— Chinua Achebe

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

— Douglas Adams

“My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said; Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her…

— Douglas Alexander Stewart

I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!

— Jim Morrison

“You want us to bargain with a lizard?” “They’re not lizards, Father. They’re extraordinary creatures who were here long before any human was crawling…

— G.A. Aiken

Under the ground seep the toxins of the population that lives above. If you have to, you will eat roots and earthworms. It is…

— Francesca Lia Block

And there's nothing wrong with being a lizard either. Unless you were born to be a hawk.

— Leigh Bardugo