Well, they said, these are the pies we have . It was a…

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

— Paula Deen

“Pies are so much fun to make—and so simple! All it takes to make a tender, flaky crust is the right amount of vegetable…

— Josie Brown

Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~…

— Ilona Andrews

I stay away from pies, cakes and things like that.

— John Havlicek

“Stojąc między psem i bogiem, ku któremu człowiek obróci twarz?”

— Jacek Dukaj

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

— Johnny Carson

“The sweet smell of baking crust rolled under her nose from the Four-and-Twenty Blackbird Pie Shop, though Cedar knew for a fact that the…

— Shannon Hale

I try not to buy pork pies but sometimes I fail.

— Sara Cox

I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends, and probably…

— Tamsin Egerton

“A brand new pie is waiting for me each night after work, as if he knows he hit his stride and he is going…

— Ella James

“Selling cakes and pies to raise money for research into cancer or any other health related issue, is like selling meat at a campaign…

— Mango Wodzak

“Just because there are lots of them doesn't mean that it isn't a privilege to live in a time when you can buy them…

— Lionel Shriver

“We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic losses.”

— Janet Clarkson

You had me at fruit pies

— Bobby Hill

I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.

— Imelda Marcos