For me, a kitchen is like science fiction. I only go there…

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

— Mickey Rooney

Insomnia’s different,” I said. It was hard to explain this to people. “You know the light that comes on when you open the refrigerator…

— Barbara Kingsolver

If you have to wear sunglasses to open the refrigerator you might be hung over.

— Anonymous

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator.

— Alicia Silverstone

I had never been in a supermarket before coming to America. At home, my parents wouldn't let me open the refrigerator, because they worried…

— Wendi Deng Murdoch

It never happens that, when we go home and open the refrigerator, we see all infinitely many prime numbers there.

— Kato

I cook and wash, cook and wash. When I am done, the kitchen is like a mirror.

— Domenico Dolce

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

— Walt Mossberg

A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance.

— Colin McEnroe

My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat.

— Pamela Anderson

A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.

— Lori Borgman

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After…

— Erma Bombeck

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

— Demetri Martin

I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when…

— Richard Carmona