A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead…

“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.”

— Amy Riekhof

“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”

— Amy Riekhof

“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is…

— Amy Riekhof

“Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or…

— Amy Riekhof

“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”

— Amy Riekhof

“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their…

— Amy Riekhof

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really…

— Nicole McKay

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

— Nicole McKay

“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one…

— Nicole McKay