And the waiters? Like those of a Parisian café, the…

I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when…

— Lizzy Caplan

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

— Bernie Ecclestone

Waiters are like actors waiting in the wings, bantering whenever we passed each other on the restaurant floor, shouting at each other backstage in…

— Richard Eyre

“My confusion about the separation between the servant class and the upper middle class revealed a quintessentially American point of view. Status is much…

— Eboo Patel

When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And…

— Larry Bird

I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.

— George Orwell

If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.

— Brandi Glanville

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.

— Charlie Brooker

There are career waiters in Los Angeles, and they're making over $100,000 a year.

— Mark Foster

“you know everything you need to know about a guy by seeing how he treats waiters.”

— Jeffrey Gettleman

For All My Waiters Take A Breathe I Wont Be Long..

— Aeezy

“Waiters and quitters have a little difference; quitters begin well but do not finish it; waiters do not begin it at all. Don’t be…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants.”

— John Green

People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly!

— Michelle Pfeiffer

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

— Chuck Palahniuk