When life gives you lemons…say it for a rainy day

“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?”

— Ann Brashares

“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?”

— Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

— Darynda Jones

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

— Jade Williams

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

— Anonymous

When life gives me lemons I sell them for drug money

— Anonymous

“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.”

— Rabeh SIddiqi

“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.”

— Festus Krex Skyrim

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and pie and leave people wondering how you did it.

— Unknow

“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”

— Toronto Star

If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life…

— Peta-Gaye Clark

“When life gives you lemons... Plant its seeds. Grow yourself an orchard. Sell it to Sunkist. Carry on”

— José N. Harris

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

— Anonymous

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't…

— Rob Thurman

“When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!”

— Dana Page