Don't go shaving, fellas.

David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee…

— Lord George Gordon

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is…

— William Petersen

According to what we've been seeing recently in the area where the terrorists control, where they ban people from going to schools, ban young…

— Bashar al-Assad

How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first…

— Yasser Arafat

One of things about beards is that, when men reach a certain age, they'd like to see if they can grow one. It's a…

— Paul McCartney

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

— Si Robertson

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

— Paul McCartney

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

— Tom Robbins

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.

— Ben Lerner

“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Pride is like a beard. It is just keeps growing; the solution?- Shave it every day.”

— George Ong

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We…

— Devendra Banhart

The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray…

— Anonymous

A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in…

— Mohsin Hamid