I've been writing full-time since 1978.

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

— Shane Dawson

These joys were so trifling as to be as imperceptible as grains of gold among the sand, and in moments of depression she saw…

— Leo Tolstoy

“William didn't look like he'd be difficult about anything - he was thin and sandy-haired and already wore eyeglasses like his father. Most of…

— Patricia C. Wrede

Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information.

— Brian Krzanich

The man who can master his time can master nearly anything.

— Winston Churchill

I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,…

— John Flansburgh

You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

— Anonymous

When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take…

— Kym Marsh

Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going…

— Joel Osteen

If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace.

— Aesop Rock

Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

— Anonymous

“The future is only an indifferent void no one cares about, but the past is filled with life, and its countenance is irritating, repellent,…

— Milan Kundera

“Conception is the beginning of human life. From the time that an ovum is fertilized a new life begins that is neither that of…

— Declaration on Procured Abortion Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith 1974

“You put together two things that have not been put together before. And the world is changed. People may not notice at the time,…

— Julian Barnes

“It was about damn time something happened.”

— Lev Grossman