I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

It's no use closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

— John Heywood

You ain't never slung hay from a second floor barn door.

— Justin Moore

“Tell that one to the barn door, laddie;”

— Anonymous

Unfortunately, at this moment in time, Robbie Keane can't hit a barn door for us.

— Steve Staunton

One of the things I like most of all is being in my study, in my barn, with absolutely no sound anywhere thinking about…

— Tod Machover

“Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascination of her shape. It's your barn she's after.”

— Hesiod

I like a man who likes to see a fine barn as well as a good tragedy.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

It’s what you sow that multiplies, not what you keep in the barn.

— Adrian Rogers

But I shall like my battle. This sort of day puts one in mood for it. Plenty of wood in the shed, jam and…

— Anne Bosworth Greene

Our sister Alma was the best hitter in the family. We used to soak corn cobs in water so they wouldnt fly so far…

— Lloyd Waner

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

— Johnny Carson

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

— Mojo Nixon

I have the barn, it's just kind of like a studio. Almost all artists have la studio to work in, and that's really what…

— Andrew Bird

Do I enjoy features? Yeah, I really do. Would I like to do some more features before I head to the barn? Yeah, probably.…

— Anonymous

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there.

— Genevieve Gorder