Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
What the world wants iz [sic] good examples, not so mutch advice; advice may be wrong, but examples prove themselves. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Taking from others never results in prosperity. If we steal from others, life will steal from us. There is an incredible abundance… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven? — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share
Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity. — Josh Billings Copy Share
The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other. — Josh Billings Copy Share
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