When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Just because my name is Carlos Mencia, don't think my show is going to be about the difference between Mexicans and white… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap!… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I'm a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
