Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I am in the infantry for 17 weeks and after that I don't know where I am going. — Eddie Slovik Copy Share Image
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I only get to spend about six to eight weeks in Australia now and I really miss my family and friends. — Karrie Webb Copy Share Image
Runners like to train 100 miles per week because it's a round number. But I think 88 is a lot rounder. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
At St. Francis de Sales in Atlanta, we do not have an organ. We do not have rehearsals during the week. We… — Richard Morris Copy Share Image
I was trying to see if I could produce an episode - completely write it and research it and record it and… — Karina Longworth Copy Share Image
A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A… — Lisa Bonet Copy Share Image
Party Down' is the most fun I've ever had working in my life. We shoot 10-episode seasons and we shoot it in… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I used to sleep in the desert once every week, now it is every two weeks, most of the time alone. It's… — Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum Copy Share Image
I actually only went to high school for six weeks. I lost sleep deciding on what I would wear the next day… — Hope Partlow Copy Share Image
It's liberating to live at home during the week, but on the weekend it's like, Jesus Christ, how much History Channel can… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
I'm based in Stockholm and I train at Nexus Fighter Centre, it's my club and my head coach Andreas Michael but for… — Alexander Gustafsson Copy Share Image
If you take a little time, let's say three weeks off, after recording a song, and you listen to it every other… — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
And pigs may fly. And we may be able to terraform and send surface populations to Mars. And Jesus may come next… — E. O. Wilson Copy Share Image
The sensation of seeing extremely fine women, with superb forms, perfectly unconscious of undress, and yet evidently aware of their beauty and… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
Faith is not simply a private matter, or something we practice once a week at church. Rather, it should have a contagious… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
Research states that we have a two-week window to act after being inspired by an experience, before the brain is compelled to… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
Upon its debut, The Room was a spectacular bomb, pulling in all of $1,800 during its initial two-week Los Angeles run. It… — Greg Sestero Copy Share Image
Belief Systems contradict both science and ordinary "common sense." B.S. contradicts science, because it claims certitude and science can never achieve certitude:… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How? Because 12 men testified they had seen Jesus… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
In the first weeks of the Obama administration, 'bipartisanship' was the reigning buzzword, and when the Beltway thinks 'bipartisan,' it pictures President… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I don't control the schedule of the networks. We have three of our debates that are on network television, and those are… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I want to be playing competitive first-team football every week and not reserve team football. — Adebayo Akinfenwa Copy Share Image
I'm more of like a recreational surfer, not a consist surfer. Some people get out every week or every day. — Marguerite Moreau Copy Share Image
I like sunglasses, the bigger the better, but I lose about a pair a week. — Paul Wesley Copy Share Image
I'm coming to London next week, by the way, in unhappy circumstances. Are we getting on fine as we are? Or would… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
When I wasn't the flavor of the week or month or day, those were hard times. — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
I was a mailman walking in the snow six days a week, 12-hour days. Every two weeks, I'd get a check for $228. — John Prine Copy Share Image
“Life's here to be lived, and if we're going to be in the soup next week - well, next week is a… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
My dad died in 1980, and I found out afterwards from mum that my piano lessons, which cost £2 a week, took… — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
Patience is a particular requirement. Without it, you can destroy in an hour what it might take you weeks to repair. — Charlie W Shedd Copy Share Image
Some people are tied to five hundred words a day, six days a week. I'm a hesitater. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
You're wrestling seven days a week for four months straight. It's a great way to learn. — Robert Maillet Copy Share Image
I was told to stay away from pasta and bread for two weeks. Not eating pasta? That'll kill me. Anything else, but… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
The gym is where I get my chill-out time. I try to go six days a week, but when I'm working, that… — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
They come together like the Coroner's Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
For the first week of the Sian events I was a first aid worker in the streets of Sian. — Agnes Smedley Copy Share Image