I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha! — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
“I've got so many lawyers waiting in line to see me, you'd think that tobacco was leaking from my breast implants.” — Jimmy James Copy Share Image
Taxpayers shouldn't have to spend all day waiting in line to untangle red tape. — Jon Husted Copy Share Image
I do a lot of things wrong. I lose my temper, and I hate waiting in line, but do I take drugs?… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Your iPhone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in line for the iPhone 5S. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom… — Patience Copy Share Image
I once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
Life is like waiting in line at the grocery store. You wait, you slowly move forward, you pay the price, then you… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
I also find doing the mundane, everyday things in life has a calming, creative influence on me. Some of my best ideas… — Gail Tsukiyama Copy Share Image
I'm not a subscriber to walking into large corporate entities that I have to walk into and be waiting in line, because… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to… — Andre Leon Talley Copy Share Image
“Because I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes, talking with strangers, waiting in line. I'm through with these pills that make… — Aurelien Budynek Copy Share Image
“Daemon snatched the yellow packages from my hands. “Oh! Books! You have books!” I laughed as several people waiting in line looked… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I will never not know where I came from. I can be in the biggest house, the best apartment, winning Tonys and… — Steve Kazee Copy Share Image
Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time. I look at people's lives and I can… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
I think the choice option is critical to give the veteran an opportunity, if they choose to do so, to opt out.… — Jeff Miller Copy Share Image
I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Jesus didn’t do it all. Jesus didn’t meet every need. He left people waiting in line to be healed. He left one… — Kevin DeYoung Copy Share Image
“Waiting for a late friend. Waiting in line at the movies. Waiting for the phone to ring. Waiting for the mail. Waiting… — Kyo Maclear Copy Share Image
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