“Dexter, please put your shirt on. Valkyrie’s getting distracted.” “I’m not,” she said, then smiled at Vex. “You don’t have to put… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“And look at me now. Seriously. Look at what all that action and adventure has done to me. I'm a frickin' basket… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He stepped closer to her. "Thank you for saving me," he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“And what, if you don’t mind me asking, is really important?” Valkyrie holds her hand palm upwards, and it starts to glow… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You’re supposed to be finding out who you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What do we do now?” “Well, we escape. I’m not sure how yet, but—” “No,” said Valkyrie. “What do we do now?… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Skulduggery was right by Valkyrie’s elbow, but remained quiet. She appreciated that. Any other man would have leaped in to defend her… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It always surprised Valkyrie whenever she realized just how close the weird and the wonderful, and the fierce and the frightening, lived… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He hesitated. 'Serpine used my wife and child as a weapon against me. In order to do so, he had to kill… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing I would change about the last few years. Valkyrie has proven herself to be an astonishing individual and one I… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“There’s something about you, Valkyrie. I’m not quite sure what it is. I look at you and…” “And you’re reminded of yourself… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I understand perfectly. Darquesse isn't a separate entity. She isn't another person. She's you. If you make the wrong choices, if you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Ah...Dectective, this is a very private and personal moment for them both. I'm sure you can understand their need for-" A man… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“driveway, her hip scraping as she tumbled, her skin torn and bleeding. She knew she should have worn trousers. The world rocked… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field… — Derek Landy Copy Share
We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace… — Derek Landy Copy Share
