Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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