I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Was it Mother Time? Rip Van Wrinkles? Old Woman River? Lady MacDeath?” “Not even close,” Mother Goose said. “They called me the… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there. — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself. Who has time to only concentrate on that?” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?' — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“It was one of those moments when you want to help, but don't know how. You think of a million things to… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“mandolin that made Conner jump. “She predicts his future, And curses his enemies, With devilish concoctions, She heals his injuries.” “Great,” Conner” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with fairytales, and I was a very, very inquisitive kid, and I would ask my mom all kinds of… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the greatest stories… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Our Titanic of a family sank deeper and deeper as time went on. But in a sick way, I'm almost glad it… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
You're sad-looking," she said. "My grandson used to be such a happy boy. He used to write me stories. I remember the… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
There have been a few times when I've joked about 'leaving myself at the door' to fully commit to being him. He… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“I remember the first story he ever wrote me,” she said with a big smile. “ ‘Once upon a time, there was… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Even if I never get out of Clover, even if I never get into Northwestern or write for the New Yorker, even… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Sweetheart, happily ever after does exist, it’s just not what you think,” he said. “Happily ever after isn’t a solution to life’s… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“IT’S ABOUT TIME!” the queen yelled, and hit the table with a clenched fist. “How dare you keep your emperors waiting! Do… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Alex and Conner looked at each other, thinking the same thing—they weren’t going to get rid of him. Rather than spending time… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy? I… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I think I just want to leave my mark in some way. I hope I leave the world a better place than it was… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“Because I would rather have nothing and a big heart than everything and no heart at all.” — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“After seeing amazing magical places like Neverland, Oz, Narnia and Wonderland, why did you ever want to leave?" The girls looked to one another;… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“mandolin that made Conner jump. “She predicts his future, And curses his enemies, With devilish concoctions, She heals his injuries.” “Great,” Conner” — Chris Colfer Copy Share
There are ways to meet people and surround yourself with like-minded people who will support you. — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself. Who” — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“Our Titanic of a family sank deeper and deeper as time went on. But in a sick way, I'm almost glad it did. In… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
I was obsessed with fairytales, and I was a very, very inquisitive kid, and I would ask my mom all kinds of questions. It… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
People only love you as long as they're getting something of you, but the minute you say something they don't want to hear or… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
“The sun slowly set and night started to fall. I almost felt betrayed in a way, knowing the sun would rise again the next… — Chris Colfer Copy Share
