I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to.… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
People feel like if they don't have a voice or a name or the spotlight, then they're invisible. But if you can't wake up… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
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