If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve? — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My family has schoolteachers and librarians, and I think people who teach are probably some of our greatest American heroes. Certainly, underpaid… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one form of acting, it would be live theater. That's where I started; that's where I became… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
When it comes to marijuana, I think it's ridiculous to live in a country that espouses freedom, liberty and equality, yet won't… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think the whole thing is kind of sad, honestly, in the same way that our civilization - particularly the consumers of… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think all these great comforts that come from the human condition of trying to make things easier on ourselves also have… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
With all of the visual distraction constantly inundating us in the form of our devices and screens, I really derive a great… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
“Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
“Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady’s cause, I think he’s a shitheel if he stands… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman Copy Share
I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good. — Nick Offerman Copy Share
I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman Copy Share
Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. — Nick Offerman Copy Share
You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
“I love my country. Holy shit, do I love America. In many ways, it is the glorious result of some very open-minded thinking on… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I… — Nick Offerman Copy Share
Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself. — Nick Offerman Copy Share
