I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to create the show anew, and find it anew, on a nightly basis. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I respect television in a way that some people who came out of film might not. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Burglars, judging by our statistics, define opportunity as an unoccupied, unlocked house stocked with portable television sets. — Gerald Cvetko Copy Share Image
I feel like, with any show, the creator should stick to it the first few years and get it off the ground. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
I think that people with differing points of view find common ground in 'Modern Family' is very flattering, and I'm appreciative of… — Steven Levitan Copy Share Image
You know, the BBC had not been particularly generous in its deliverance of blues and esoteric kinds of music. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Television is full of fictional and real violence that's turned into entertainment. — Bill James Copy Share Image
It is a fact of broadcasting that you've got to get the big audiences for the channel that you're on. — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I've lost so many gigs composing commercial or television music because I can't repress my inclination to work against conventions. — Oneohtrix Point Never Copy Share Image
Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Avoid demonizing television, computer games, and new technologies. Electronic media may compete for kids' attention, but we're not going to get kids… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
I do not think he [Reagan] put names and faces together but for a small group of people. There were a few,… — David E. Hoffman Copy Share Image
I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I guarantee you that the people who watch 'Conan O'Brien' or who watch 'Entertainment Tonight' and probably a lot of these other… — John Tesh Copy Share Image
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I saw that show Lost I learned something. Other than one sort of big dude if you're in an airplane crash… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't… — Kevin McDonald Copy Share Image