We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more. — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust. — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on… — John McCain Copy Share Image
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic? — Sarah Copy Share Image
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant - they're quite clear - that we would create law based… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a… — Lamar S. Smith Copy Share Image
Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I was very prejudiced when I started arts school. I, like all of those kids, was like, "I don't like this modern… — Ragnar Kjartansson Copy Share Image
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You… — Andre Bauer Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!' — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol. — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
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