Sober Quotes · Page 11

There's a reason why sober and so bored sound almost exactly the same

— Thegr81

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days!

— Alexander Pope

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

— Anonymous

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

— Anonymous

It's bloody tough, bloody painful, trying to get sober on your own.

— Zoe Ball

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

— William Butler Yeats

No pain Inside you're like perfection. How do I feel this good sober?

— P!nk

The thing that's the biggest bummer about any live show is a hot, sober room. So if it's during the day and…

— Nick Kroll

The first year I was sober was probably the worst year of my life. My immune system was screwed. I completely isolated…

— Corey Taylor

During recording I was into yoga hard and I was very sober and clear minded. But when I went to mix I…

— Gonjasufi

“ The Lost Weekend was the only book, out of five books, that I wrote sober, without stimulus or sedative.”

— Blake Bailey

Here's the thing about your past: You decide how long it lasts; present mind may seem blurred, but you're far more conscious…

— Jamie Timbre

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

— Terry Pratchett

That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you

— Jgawesome

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead…

— Irwin Shaw

Constitutions are checks upon the hasty action of the majority. They are the self-imposed restraints of a whole people upon a majority…

— William Howard Taft

Dehortations from the use of strong liquors have been the favourite topic of sober declaimers in all ages, and have been received…

— Charles Lamb

I think I'm a sober person. I think the press tries to make you into something a little bit different. In my…

— Donald Trump

There were decades I didn't play sober. I thought, Who would want to? But at some point, I decided that if it…

— Kris Kristofferson

I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's…

— Moby

“Be grateful. These feelings, no matter how painful, are part of living. Today, we are alive—not anesthetized, not sedated, not passed out.…

— Ann D. Clark

The 16th-century theatre witnessed the particularly English manifestation of 'the history play.' There can be no doubt that Shakespeare's presentations of 'Henry…

— Peter Ackroyd

Those who are preparing for the coming of Christ should be sober, and watch unto prayer, for our adversary, the Devil, goeth…

— Ellen G. White

Watering places - the sports of the field - cards! never-failing cards! - the assembly - the theater - all contribute their…

— William Wilberforce

“One thing I've noticed since I quit drinking is that a person usually has two or three sets of impulses scratching away…

— Caroline Knapp

In Hamburg the waiters always had Preludin - and various other pills, but I remember Preludin because it was such a big…

— John Lennon

“There's a peculiar thing that happens every time you get clean. You go through this sensation of rebirth. There's something intoxicating about…

— Anthony Keidis

“When I joined A.A., I did so for the sole purpose of getting sober and staying sober. I didn’t realize I would…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

Democrats losing elections. Donald Trump did win this. It's not illegitimate. And when the day comes that they realize and sober up…

— Rush Limbaugh

“There come times in our lives when we do things that we don't understand. We confuse ourselves, we might even logically oppose…

— Isamu Fukui

I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,…

— Dennis Hopper

This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, don't you say?

— Lee Remick

I've written songs sober and I've written songs high.

— Barry Mann

Art's purpose is to sober and quiet the mind so that it is in accord with what happens.

— John Cage

Honesty with ourselves & others gets us sober, but it is tolerance that keeps us that way.

— Bill W

“You must keep a sober assessment of yourself”

— Tony Merida

“There was only one way to get through the rest of the evening and it wasn't sober.”

— sarra manning

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

— Anonymous

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

— Dana Plato