I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!?… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share
You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can… — Denis Leary Copy Share
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is. — Denis Leary Copy Share
