The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page. — Pippa Evans Copy Share Image
Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
I was raised on the purest comedy there is: 'I Love Lucy.' I was raised watching 'Three's Company' and sitcoms of the… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
My mom always worked, and I certainly don't want to look back and think, 'Well, I don't have kids, but I'm glad… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
Some writers and producers are currently writing a sitcom for me, so we'll see what happens there. I'm somewhat reluctant to talk… — Gil Gerard Copy Share Image
I like anything with a live audience. I love sitcom work. I hope it comes back in fashion because I really love… — Ana Gasteyer Copy Share Image
I've learned a lot from doing the sitcom. I've learned so much about comedic timing. For all the movies I've done, I've… — Kaitlyn Dever Copy Share Image
A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each other, and all these… — Dave Finkel Copy Share Image
I think the anti-intellectualism of a lot of contemporary fiction is a kind of despairing of literature's ability to be anything more… — Ben Lerner Copy Share Image
I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Many, many things are dangerous in our world, commercials and TV are dangerous, and so is the world of sitcoms. But nobody… — Wes Craven Copy Share Image
I started putting together long-form projects, say, 22 minutes for a sitcom and 42 minutes or something like that for an hour-long… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
I don't think they'd let me do 'Downton Abbey' but I can see myself doing a sitcom - maybe 'Benidorm.' — Kerry Katona Copy Share Image
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best. — Megyn Price Copy Share Image
The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
A part of me wants to rely less and less on comedic visuals and make more substantial standalone music. And get a… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
Getting under the surface of real-life humans' poker faces humans is hard in a sitcom, even a drama. — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I'm more inclined to linger in the science pages of 'The Week' magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I didn't want to have to follow 'Everybody Loves Raymond' with another sitcom. Let it be my sitcom legacy, and leave it… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“can’t decide whether his next show should be a sitcom about government bureaucrats or a horror series” — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
If I could live a parallel life, I would be a sitcom star; being in front of a live audience would be… — Scott Wolf Copy Share Image
People are doing sitcoms on stage rather than theater. You go to the theater, and it's as if you were watching a… — Ron Perlman Copy Share Image
I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I do choose to write for a living - in addition to writing plays. I no longer write sitcoms, and I no… — Lisa Loomer Copy Share Image
I love doing sitcoms and I love performing in front of a live audience, so [Payne] was a really fun experience. — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
Outside of the mindless sitcoms that the networks thrive on, people able to think generally consider most entertainment is escape in one… — Gary Gygax Copy Share Image
With a sitcom, everyday you do a run through, and people are judging you, and the scripts are being changed nightly, nightly,… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
I did five episodes of Townies as Jenna Elfman's boyfriend. I was a guest star, but it was the first time I… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
When you end a successful sitcom, the most sensible thing to do is go back to the theater. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
I really loved when I started doing '70s Show,' though I had never acted before, so it was a great training ground… — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
We kinda hated sitcoms when we sat down and talked about this. We wanted to do something that was in the sitcom… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
There's no audience to wonderfully get in your way when you're doing a single-camera anything, whether it's a sitcom or drama or… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image