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A giraffe swallowing a plant and shouting 'Weeeeeeeee!' captures the wild imagination of these silly thoughts. The quotes celebrate how humor can lift a day, from goofy jokes to awkward moments like a hidden zipper. They remind us that laughing at the absurd makes life feel brighter.

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Im so silly ¥

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Girls can be silly...

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Lol u silly, I love u :)

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Haha silly me

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Just being Silly

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Haha.lol. Haha.lol.

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Being silly :p

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Just being silly :P

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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Silly kitty, I was never going to tell you.

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I am silly enough to give up on anything.

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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

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No, silly, we're all entering the tournament.

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Just being silly with the brothers(: <3

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Does February March? No, but April May.

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There is no angry way to say 'bubbles.'

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Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence.

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When you don't shower, your ass smells simple as that!

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If you think sex is a big pain in the ass, try different position.

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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.

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Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.

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Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

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Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna aligate...

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I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in…

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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to…

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The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never…

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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off…

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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to…

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Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in…

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That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber trying…

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...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't…

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I would never withhold information about the murder of my man Biggie, or anybody else. It's just silly and ridiculous. The accusations…

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A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel…

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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your…

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Nothing will shake a man-or at any rate a man like me-out of his merely verbal thinking and his merely notional beliefs.…

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A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who…

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The wise old fairy tales never were so silly as to say that the prince and the princess lived peacefully ever afterwards.…

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Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl.…

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They are children, Sansa thought. They are silly little girls, even Elinor. They’ve never seen a battle, they’ve never seen a man…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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