I have a crazy sense of humor so if someone is just trying to be rude to me, or if you can… — Jhene Aiko Copy Share Image
A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from… — Catherine Deneuve Copy Share Image
I have a dark sense of humor, so I definitely like to work on stuff like that. I do enjoy working in… — Fiona Gubelmann Copy Share Image
We all have problems or things that will get us down from time to time. No matter who we are. But a… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“Hhhmm. A sense of humor.” He cocked his head to the side. “That actually might annoy me.” She frowned, ignoring the teasing… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seemed that he'd said six or eight funny things in his life, and that what passed for his sense of… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
The idea of old world instruments mixed with sci-fi, futuristic lyrics, playing baroque guitar on a song about a robot boy and… — Kemp Muhl Copy Share Image
Lights! Lights would be very good right now! (Amanda) Since they hurt my eyes to the point I can barely see, no… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Imagine if you've got the diva of all divas. If we've got to be somewhere at five or six o'clock, I tell… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Nobody else even approaches the trumpet like [Sweets Edison] does: Never too much and always plenty. He's the greatest trumpet player to… — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common -… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Eve: "What do you want?" Nadine: "A man of amazing sexual prowess, great sensitivity, stupendous abs, and the face of an angel.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try not to make predictions, things happen when they are supposed to happen. 'Im 19. I should be in college, I… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Clearly, the qualities Poles admire in a secretary of state - foreign languages, diplomatic experience, even sense of humor - are emphatically… — Anne Applebaum Copy Share Image
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed oftwo great qualitiesa sense of humor and a sense of proportion. — Franklin D Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass… — Jean Legrand Copy Share Image
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They kind of keep each other honest, and they enjoy… — Patricia Arquette Copy Share Image
“You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it." I shrugged. "Well, now you know where… — Isabelle Glass Copy Share Image
Honest change? Honest? Has someone altered the definition of the word while my back was turned, or have you recently developed a… — Ellen Kushner Copy Share Image
I believe that singing is the key to long life, a good figure, a stable temperament, increased intelligence, new friends, super self-confidence… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor,… — Michael Kors Copy Share Image
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or… — Kirstie Collins Brote Copy Share Image
The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day… We need to have a… — Ysabella Brave Copy Share Image
And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I tend to like poems that are short as well as funny. I love Joe Brainard and Aram Saroyan. And I think… — Elaine Equi Copy Share Image
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, there's a certain something that you retain.… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image