We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as… — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We live in a country where power changes hands cyclically, because everybody in power screws up at some point, or the voters… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
A lot of people trash their subtle physical body with psychedelic drugs. While they do certainly give you experiences in altered levels… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Google's a strange place. When I met Eric Schmidt, he said, "If you are kind to everybody, then you will make good… — Larry Brilliant Copy Share Image
Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily notice too much of a change in the sense of the kind of matches that I have in say… — Adam Cole Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Everyone is wounded. No one is healthy enough to never screw up, when you're in combat. But, I like to show that,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Or maybe a person is just made up of a lot of peopleMaybe we’re accumulating these new selves all the time. Hauling… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
With six weeks' worth of recuperation time, you'll also be able to see any glaring holes in the plot or character development.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play. — Bob Sanders Copy Share Image
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. — Dean Winchester Copy Share Image
People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
I really don't mind dying because I figure I haven't wasted this life. Up until my first book was published I had… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all… — John Piper Copy Share Image
But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Scn is like HIV. Gets in there and screws up the immune system, perverts the law to its own ends. Forget government… — Keith Henson Copy Share Image
There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups...… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
I hate when counselors and teachers blame everything on low self-esteem in teens. Some of us actually have self-esteem, believe it or… — Niki Burnham Copy Share Image
Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image