We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Release Lady Mirabelle and the kitten or I’ll run you through, skewering your belly, pinching out your life.” — Sue-Ellen Welfonder Copy Share Image
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other. — Florence King Copy Share Image
I'm actually more German than Scottish. I'm half-Japanese, 25 percent German, 12 percent Scottish, and 12 percent Irish. — Kimiko Glenn Copy Share Image
“Damn, I would give anything to see that man naked," Charlotte whispered. "How could you only say he was 'all right'?” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
I have a lot of traits that aren't typically Australian, they're Scottish. I'm very determined. I only wish I had the cool… — Megan Anderson Copy Share Image
I'd love to work with Gerry Butler, Alan Cummings, and Ewan McGregor. It'd be amazing if we could do a Scottish Hollywood… — Louise Linton Copy Share Image
If you look at the steps being taken towards Scottish independence, they're being dealt with politically in very dull and boring ways.… — Momus Copy Share Image
For some time, Scotland's greatest exports to England have included whisky and Scottish MPs. Or, in the case of Charles Kennedy, both.… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
Being hapa, or more specifically, half-Japanese half-Euro mutt (English, Irish, Scottish, Dutch, French, Welsh, German. . .in case you were wondering), has… — Kina Grannis Copy Share Image
I think the French agonise more about being French, I don't think English think about being English that much. I think the… — Jonathan Meades Copy Share Image
Scotland forms a crucial part of our Armed Forces which should not be jeopardised by rushed cuts or a rush to the… — Philip Hammond Copy Share Image
I was 16 when I got a scholarship to study classical composition at a conservatory. By that time I had already listened… — Jack Bruce Copy Share Image
I got into one of the Scottish classical styles called piobaireachd, which is a very old music that started around the 1700s… — Yoshi Wada Copy Share Image
A hunk of beef raised on Scottish moorland has a very different ecological footprint from one created in an intensive feedlot using… — Tristram Stuart Copy Share Image
My grandfather, Harry Ferguson, was a butcher in Hill of Beath; so even though my grandparents lived in some poverty, we got… — Kenneth Cranham Copy Share Image
“The attendance of that brother was now become like the attendance of a demon on some devoted being that had sold himself… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
I don't know why but it feels like home to me. The Scottish people are really friendly - you like to have… — Curtis Jones Copy Share Image
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I am half Scottish. My father is an expat from Glasgow, and on my mother's side there's a bit of French, a… — Adelaide Kane Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter where you come from, what matters is where we're going as a nation. You can be Pakistani-Scottish, Polish-Scottish, even… — Humza Yousaf Copy Share Image
Welsh is now almost a national language in Wales. The Scottish dialects are reviving to some extent. I don't think it's a… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I have Scottish genes: my grandfather was Scottish. My father was a voracious drinker. So, drinking came naturally to me. — Pooja Bhatt Copy Share Image
It 's guid to be merry and wise, It 's guid to be honest and true, It 's guid to support Caledonia's… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
The appellation of a Scottish Bard is by far my highest pride; to continue to deserve it is my most exalted ambition. — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule:… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The Scottish government set a goal of increasing exports by 50% by 2017. That is ambitious. Is it achievable? — Tom Hunter Copy Share Image
We will renew our party, to rebuild our land - and we will do it by being a better Labour, real Labour,… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
I was a good soldier in the British Army. I was born in a very, very poor family. And I enlisted to… — Idi Amin Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Scottish football. I want the league to do well and I think it's a fantastic product that… — Darren Fletcher Copy Share Image
I feel British but my dad still has a filthy Scottish accent so I'm hearing that a lot... but the Davis Cup… — Cameron Norrie Copy Share Image
I look forward to a time when Irish patriotism will as easily combine with British patriotism as Scottish patriotism combines now. — Arthur Balfour Copy Share Image
If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Whenever I've been in Scotland I've had such amazing support, and the love from Scottish fans has always been great. — Olly Murs Copy Share Image
If the Scottish people decide to opt for independence, it would not be a good idea for Scotland to maintain a very… — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
I still enjoy a wee game of poker now and then, but I'm not very good, and being Scottish, I don't like… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
I'm quite hypercritical of myself. It's a very Scottish thing, always thinking that you've got to be that bit better than everyone… — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
My Scottish grandfather, John W. Blyth, was a man addicted to paintings. A manufacturer of linen, he spent all his surplus money… — Michael Portillo Copy Share Image
“I sipped my scotch. It was smoky and smooth, tasting of peat and aged oak, underscored by licorice and the intangible essence… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
