You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live." — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
White people love 'SNL' to the point where if there was a flag to put on your house, you would have it,… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
The old Johnny Carson 'Tonight Show' was great in that he was so good with the guests, and it was not about… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I've never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can't bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was voted Most Humorous in my senior class in high school, and I was a fan of comedy, my whole life.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies - Maya Rudolph,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“Now that he was actually introducing Eleanor to his mom, he couldn’t help but see her the way his mom was going… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Don't ever look back . Cause When it's time to party , We party Hard . — Victoria Jones Copy Share Image
Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. — David Spade Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
