A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an archetype. There's the fat, sassy, black friend, you know? That's an archetype that exists, but that's not truly me. — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
People know I like to laugh and have a good time. Even when I'm sassy, it's still kind of stupid-silly. — Alyssa Edwards Copy Share Image
I don't feel ashamed to be loud, which is an argument I've had with lots of men, who thought I was too… — SZA Copy Share Image
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I still want to be sassy and critical, but I can do it without having to be mean or nasty. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
“I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm tired of playing freaking cha-chas, the sassy CIA agent, the best friend homegirl. I'm tired of that! — Melonie Diaz Copy Share Image
Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
