Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had… — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub. — John Hillaby Copy Share Image
You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back. — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
I've no grand designs to conquer the music industry, but I'd love to be able to tell my mates that I'm playing… — Luke Treadaway Copy Share Image
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake Copy Share Image
In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button Copy Share Image
good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
John had Julian and I had Zak so we'd try to do the fatherly things. We'd try to do manly things too;… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I don't really go around feeling very Irish at all. I don't go to Irish pubs. I've lived so many places, and… — Stuart Townsend Copy Share Image
I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme… — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
If you're trying to portray that I take massive business decisions in pubs and bars, then that is total crap. It is… — Mike Ashley Copy Share Image
The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I hate solitude but I am afraid of intimacy. The substance of my life is a private conversation with myself and to… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I have a theory that musicians recognize each other and if they are destined to collaborate together they will. Mainly, they recognize… — Vlatko Stefanovski Copy Share Image
It depends as there's many different types of chefs, some who cook for awards and others who cook to make their restaurant… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
“Pubs have always been the heart of Irish social life, but when the smoking ban came in, a lot of people moved… — Tana French Copy Share Image
I listen to the things people want out of love these days and they blow my mind. I go to the pub… — Tana French Copy Share Image
What I like about organizing things that way is that each story gets nearly full reign over its own space, but all… — Roy Kesey Copy Share Image
The prospect of his future life stretched before him like a sentence; not a prison sentence but a long-winded sentence with a… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Normally we will say we are happy or we are unhappy. I have met some people who told Me, "Oh we went… — Nirmala Srivastava Copy Share Image
“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close? — Richard Thompson Copy Share Image
Look at all our old men in pubs. Look at all our young people on drugs. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
