“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't believe in prom,' I reminded her as she rounded a corner. I expertly angled my raisin bran to accomodate the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds. — John Green Copy Share Image
“I have this thing that keeps me from being interested in prom dresses, it's called a penis.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Quetin: Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes… — John Green Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.… — John Green Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds. Ben, getting… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
To find Margo Roth Spiegelman, you must become Margo Roth Spiegelman. And I had done many of the things she might have… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share
“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a… — John Green Copy Share
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it… — John Green Copy Share
