A witty and informative professor posits that more authors do not choose titles borrowed from Shakespeare's sonnets and plays for the reason… — Thomas C Foster Copy Share Image
There are thirty to forty thousand left-wing professors in the United States who are racists, murderers, sexual deviants and supporters of Al-Qaeda. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, '50s, '60s and '70s. — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
My parents met in music school and my father was a music professor and conductor. Growing up, we always had classical and… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
“The very attributes that rendered me a nuisance to all of my previous teachers—my inability to let things go coupled with my… — Hope Jahren Copy Share Image
Professors in every branch of the sciences, prefer their own theories to truth: the reason is that their theories are private property,… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I achieved the European record for reciting pi in 2004, this captured the imagination of Professor Simon Baron-Cohen in Cambridge, and… — Daniel Tammet Copy Share Image
A German merchant of the fifteenth century asked an eminent professor where he should send his son for a good business education.… — John Allen Paulos Copy Share Image
I would ask the people who were generous toward my own work. After class one day a poetry professor said to me,… — John D'Agata Copy Share Image
When I came back from Munich, it was September, and I was Professor of Mathematics at the Eindhoven University of Technology. Later… — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
One thing that used to worry me is the fact that it seemed like Harvard was this big scary thing where I… — Yara Shahidi Copy Share Image
Professor Brown: 'Since this slide was made,' he opined, 'My students have re-examined the errant points and I am happy to report… — Herbert C. Brown Copy Share Image
Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanity’s sake? Lord Maccon was nonplussed. Professor… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one.… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
I have always thought that librarians are a little bit like doctors, travel agents and professors all rolled into one. We all… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!'… — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
What are we going to do?" asked the Professor. "At this moment," said Syme, with a scientific detachment, "I think we are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In March several of the Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in greenhouse three. This made Professor Sprout very happy. “The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes leadership to improve safety. And I started off the movement in my time, but the person who has done more… — Jackie Stewart Copy Share Image
The most frequent complaint I hear from college students is that professors inject their leftist political comments into their courses even when… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
There is one thing a professor can be absolutely certain of: almost every student entering the university believes, or says he believes,… — Allan Bloom Copy Share Image
Pharoahe Monch is like an eloquent linguistics professor moonlighting as a rhyme serial killer terrorist, challenging the listeners' I.Q. while daring him… — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
For years, Mount Holyoke professor Joseph 'Full Metal Jacket' Ellis had been regaling students, interviewers and friends with gripping stories of his… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
It can be said unequivocally that good teaching is far more complex, difficult, and demanding than mediocre research, which may explain why… — Page Smith Copy Share Image
Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Actors are a lot like professors on dissertation committees - it's a lot of ego, a lot of rallying for position, there… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
The irony is that [Barack] Obama was a law professor at the University of Chicago. He would, most of all, know that… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
Too often, teachers and professors misrepresent conservative viewpoints, and intentionally muddle what it means to be a conservative. — Charlie Kirk Copy Share Image
You must develop the habit of skepticism, not swallow every piece of superstition you are told by witch-doctors and professors. — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
We've been doing this here since 1968, so we have been identified as an example of a free, democratic school, and many… — Daniel Greenberg Copy Share Image
I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“One of my professors has interesting things to say about the similarity between the way organ pipes are controlled by keys and… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I really don't teach the way Professor [Frank Moore] Cross does. I don't teach the text the same way he does. I… — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
Typically [professors] live in their heads. … They look upon their body as a form of transport for their heads. It’s a… — Ken Robinson Copy Share Image
I co-taught a seminar called Small Group Processes with my professor. I learned so much from it, so much about myself, about… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
When on my return to England I showed the cast of the cranium to Professor Huxley, he remarked at once that it… — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
![“Professor Brown: 'Since this slide was made,' he opined, 'My students have re-examined the errant points and I am happy to report that all fall close to the [straight] line.' Questioner: 'Professor Brown, I am delighted that the points which fell off the line proved, on reinvestigation, to be in…” quote by Herbert C. Brown](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/6f1/herbert-c-brown-87064_brown_professor-brown-since-this-slide-was-mad_2917014.jpg)
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![“I really don't teach the way Professor [Frank Moore] Cross does. I don't teach the text the same way he does. I teach Biblical themes, Biblical events.” quote by Elie Wiesel](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/eaa/elie-wiesel-341_biblical_i-really-don-t-teach-the-way-professor-f_1097277.png)
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