No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say we need religion when what they really mean is we need police. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What most people see is a badge, behind and beyond the badge is what they need to know...the person.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Police are the blue helmets pretending to be batman, commercially gender biased in employment.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's let everybody believe what they want to believe. And that means, P.C. police, don't you be coming down on people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's so threatening about police on bicycles? Police PULL OVER! (ring ring ring ring) Police You're under arrest. Get in the basket!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know that all cops are not sterling characters. But you have to have someone to root for. I balance it with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been threatened occasionally. But that happens to everybody who is writing this kind of things. Threats will come without fail.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who is a politician at forty is a statesman at three score and ten. It is at this age, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a police because you're the most wanted man. You're a painter because you give color to my life. You're a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Four times a year, the program's street team sifts through police records and its own intelligence to determine, with actuarial detachment, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soon it began to drizzle for the second time that night. The drops grew heavier and became visible in the headlights of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the success of democracy is not really police security; it's the presence of a broad middle class. The stronger the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I blamed my problems on the education system because it kept me busy and required me to maintain some semblance of sobriety.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You!" he cried. "You never hated because you never lived. I know what you are all of you, from first to last--you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Former police chief of Houston once said of me: “Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
End-stage addiction is mostly about waiting for the police, or someone, to come and bury you in your shame. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police make me nervous even when I'm not doing anything wrong. You never know what cops are capable of these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No nation ought to keep a navy larger than is necessary to do police duty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am in favor of community policing because it builds better working relationships with the communities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because you're famous, doesn't mean you should be let off the hook for getting in trouble with the police. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you emphasize the 'po' in police, then they're probably already after you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
