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Police Quotes by Anonymous

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An anonymous voice jokes that when boredom strikes they say ‘fck the police’, and they tease a cop with a kindergarten answer to a time‑check question. The quotes warn that a police state can limit modern society, that emphasizing the ‘po’ in police may invite trouble, and that staying calm around officers is a smart move.

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I know L.A. well, but it's a police state.

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When I get bored I say fck the police

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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

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I don't support defunding the police.

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Heroes wear badges...not capes

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I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.

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Police can retire but only thieves do not

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“The illusion of safety that the law-and-order machinery uphold, was the cornerstone of any society.”

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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. Alright, get in the basket...

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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

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Unless we abandon elements which resemble a police state, we can't meet the demands of being a modern society.

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Damn what if cops actually stood around in camouflage like in those drinking and driving commercials...

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Summerset-"I see you've destroyed another police vehicle. Perhaps you now hold the record.

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Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...

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There is no such thing as the State And no one exists alone; Hunger allows no choice To the citizen or the…

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Anyone who is not an anarchist agrees with having a policeman at the corner of the street; but the danger at present…

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Despite your best efforts, you could not invent a better police force for literature than criticism and the author's own conscience.

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I've never really loved cops but the only reason they get a stereotypical douchebag label is because they have to deal with…

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He may be a very nice man. But I haven't got the time to figure that out. All I know is, he's…

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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who…

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Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people?…

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That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID &…

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Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside…

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You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet…

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Racial profiling punishes innocent individuals for the past actions of those who look and sound like them. It misdirects crucial resources and…

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An author, like any other so-called artist, is a man in whom the normal vanity of all men is so vastly exaggerated…

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All I have is a voice to undo the folded lie, the romantic lie in the brain of the sensual man-in-the-street and…

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What was to be a relatively innocuous federal government, operating from a defined enumeration of specific grants of power, has become an…

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“Sometimes a policeman must confront people about lying. No one likes to be called a liar. But it is what it is!…

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I don't think the Port Authority does a good enough job in anything that they do, quite honestly, but clearly in the…

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When the police arrived and found no lion, no broken wall, and no convicts, and the Head behaving like a lunatic, there…

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I am the Police, and I am here to arrest you. You have broken the law. I did not write the law,…

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The world has change in so many ways: We got some policemen who is suppose protect the community, be corrupt sniff drugs,…

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The doctrine of vocation deals with how God works through human beings to bestow His gifts. God gives us this day our…

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There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what…

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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

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Good police officers are ugly.

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Police, open up! No, youre gonna yell at me .__.

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