Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet and they dont move. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do have a couple of pets, but I am determined to keep them out of the media spotlight. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
“Be kind to all pets and animals because they will be kind back to you.” — J. Wesley Porter Copy Share Image
Well, if you can't have what you want, you could try to want what you have. — Gillian Shields Copy Share Image
“6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Now, and in the future, my focus is entirely on pets and children. Im not a person who can turn a blind… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
As a kid, I loved doing puzzles, solving riddles, and reading mystery books. I also loved animals and always had pets. — Bonnie Bassler Copy Share Image
Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever. They trusted you and you stepped on them. THEY CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face. — Anita Wise Copy Share Image
Why are people so obsessed with Pets.com? We shut it down and returned money to shareholders. Besides, there were plenty of other… — Julie Wainwright Copy Share Image
I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them. — Donna Douglas Copy Share Image
In days gone by, short-statured people were not only labelled as ugly, stupid and freakish, they were often owned by aristocrats and… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
“To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty space. "What door?"… — Jennifer Priester Copy Share Image
I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“When people die they retain their individual identity on the other side. When pets die, they retain their identities for a time… — Hindu belief Copy Share Image
“He regarded Huginn as only slightly more dangerous than most pets, in that he understood why people had pets but harbored the… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy… — Jim O'Heir Copy Share Image
“Pet owners like to think of themselves as the parents of their animals, but they overlook the fact that the ‘children’ they… — Charles Danten Copy Share Image
“If you balk at the idea that dogs could be bred like pigs, I’m sorry to disabuse you. Dogs and pigs alike… — Jessica Pierce Copy Share Image
“My blood was boiling, which is not a good thing for a coldblood. Dracula was dead. Rex was dying or dead. Breakfast… — Patrick Jennings Copy Share Image
My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk. — Rolonda Watts Copy Share Image
“Dogs are special that way—you can ignore them or yell at them, they always forgive you. —Madison” — Pam Torres Copy Share Image
There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Paul wasn’t too sure about a half nibbled peanut, quite some parting gift, he thought.” — Molly Arbuthnott Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the greatest gift an animal has to offer is a permanent reminder of who we really are.” — Nick Trout Copy Share Image
I think pets are a good thing, especially if you get them out of a shelter. — Mitchel Musso Copy Share Image
“I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
My critics are pretty tough. I've never been one of the music industry's pets. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
“Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
No heaven will not ever Heaven be. Unless my cats are there to welcome me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
