I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I think people have this "It can't hurt to ask" mentality, which is true on some level. I get comics like, "Hey,… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I want a room that I can definitely pack out. I don't want to sweat that part, "Am I gonna have enough… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know… — Todd Barry Copy Share
I think people have this "It can't hurt to ask" mentality, which is true on some level. I get comics like, "Hey, will you… — Todd Barry Copy Share
I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film — Todd Barry Copy Share
I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think… — Todd Barry Copy Share
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. — Todd Barry Copy Share
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves.… — Todd Barry Copy Share
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. — Todd Barry Copy Share
I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I… — Todd Barry Copy Share
