I know people come to my shows expecting me to give voice to some of the frustrations that nice, happy, progressive people… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian because I want people to like me. That's really why all comedians are comedians. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
The thing I love about my career is the variety and that people can't predict what I'm going to do next. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I have come to the conclusion there is no point making anything if you're not going to make people laugh and cry. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I don't like courting controversy because I don't like people not liking me. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I was a late bloomer, but I realised that people really liked it when I played blues scales and, with the piano,… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
If you make a good show, you tend to get good reviews. I don't believe it is as arbitrary as some people… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I don't want my work or me, as a person, to be held up as a paradigm because, as Richard Dawkins knows,… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Respect people with less power then you. I don't care if you're the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I don't like courting controversy because I don't like people not liking me. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I've spent years on stage adjusting the timing of a line to infinitesimal degrees. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
